I’m thinking that maybe I’m not the only person who could use a smile today.
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After he passes gas, Ace says:
“Excuse me, I just burped from my butt.”
But, the other day when his stomach grumbled, he said:
“It’s OK Mom, I don’t have to say excuse me, that was just my stomach saying I’m hungry.”
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This conversation took place while Ace was looking through the many toy catalogs that come in the mail and asking for everything that looks boy-ish.
Me: Ace, why do you only talk about all the things you want to get?
Ace: Because that’s what Christmas is all about.
Me: No, Christmas is about being nice to each other. I don’t ever hear you talking about getting anything for anybody else.
Ace: Well, if you get me all the things I want, I will share with Jay.
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(Still looking through the toy catalog)
Ace: Ooh, Mom, you can get me a gun too.
(pause)
On 2nd thought, no. I don’t want a gun. They’re too shooty.
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(Randomly in the car)
Ace: Mom, do you remember when I told you that I had a bad dream?
Me: Yes.
Ace: Well, bad dreams are called nightmares.
Me: Yeah.
(Later when CC comes in)
Ace: Mom, tell Dad what I told you.
Me: What? You tell me a lot of things.
Ace: About the bad dreams. You know. The new word that I taught you.
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Every morning I help Ace cross the street to his school. There’s a crossing guard that makes sure the cars stop for the pedestrians.
Ace: Dad, this morning we almost got squashed by a car.
CC (shocked): What???
I explain that we were crossing the street and a car came a little too close to the cross walk but we were never in any real danger.
Ace: Well, we almost got squashed and that would have made us road kill.
(I laugh)
Ace: Why are you laughing? It’s not funny to be road kill. It would hurt.
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I tend to call Ace “my love”. The other day he held a door open for a lady we do not know and she said “Thanks love.” He responds with:
“Hey, you’re a stranger. How do you know my name?”
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Jay is calling out animal names as we drive home – Cause that’s what he does. When he gets to “cat”, Ace says:
“Cats are nasty. They eat rats. It’s like when they see a rat they use their imagination and think it’s a sandwich.”
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Thank you for the much-needed chuckle! Jake has called passing gas “butt burps”, so, um, yeah…maybe a boy thing?!?
So cute! I love that he’s teaching you new words, because knowledge is power!
That boy is so funny. Keep those in a book somewhere for the future.
He is so funny! Love that he’s “teaching you” new words! Lol!
These are so cute!